Is life complicated?

by BLOODY IDIOT

GREETINGS footy heads.

I'll be short and sharp this week as I need to get a refund for my Richmond Football Club membership (and that may get ugly). I don't consider myself to be a coach, but I do consider myself to be a fan. As a fan (and member) I looked at the Tigers on the weekend and thought to myself.

IS LIFE THIS COMPLICATED?

Life is as simple as matching up a team man on man. You play a big slow bloke on a big slow bloke. You play a small fast bloke on a small fast bloke etc. When one player gets tired you hopefully have a similar player getting his bum tickled by a trainer on the boundary. That player should be ready to have a run. They stand up and run onto the ground when the bloke who is tired, runs off.

PLEASE TRY TO WIN!

It was noted that during Saturday night's game that Essendon played a musical sting after each goal. This is an American idea used to spice up their boring sports; Australian Rules Football is never boring. Will this start a trend?

Will Fremantle play "Bad to the Bone"? Will Carlton play "Money Money Money"? Will Melbourne play "Hey Joe"? Will Footscray play "Dirty Deeds"? Will the MCG have...

A DJ BOOTH?

Our crowds sound better, our playing fields are not fenced off from supporters and we are not violent.

Be proud Aussies Footy Heads.

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