The worst ever

by LEIGHTON BEACH

There are only two venues left. Football Park and the Gabba. I've crossed all the others off. I'm collecting footy grounds. Alright it's not as hard as it used to be but I've been to most of the ones that are now shut as well. The SCG was my most recent conquest and what a conquest that was.

Myself and about 20,000 other people were joined together in an unbreakable unholy alliance. We witnessed the WORST GAME EVER. I can't go on - I am still weakened my that completely pathetic, disgraceful, degrading travesty.

Boxwood Hill would have won by about 15 goals if they had played either side. The Sydney and Fremantle players should have had to refund attendance money out of their own pockets. Still by late in the last quarter Freo had played Sydney back into some sort of coherence. So things are looking up for Richmond, I expect those Dandenong girls will be back on the phone by Sunday night.

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