Ringside

by BLOODY IDIOT

Greetings Footy Heads,

Last weeks win by the Mighty Tigers was a sweet victory. On Friday night Bloody Idiot had infiltrated the MCC Members. Sitting there surrounded by cashmere, tweed, lawyers and lads fresh from The Rowing Club I felt a little out of my depth. Some may say I felt like a...

BATTLER.

Well, that night the Mighty Tigers silenced the Jolly Hockey Sticks. They played fast and loose. We had Richo, our very own freak. One minute he gave us a sensational contested mark, the next it's a missed goal from point blank range. He managed to excite (or amuse) the entire crowd. I even overheard some Blue-Bloods conspiring to sign him to the D's. I wouldn't put it past the top end of town to pull off such a deal. Remember Footy Heads, they are...

CONNECTED.

This Friday (as you all would know) we are off to the sandpit they call Colonial. I do look forward to the scrap between the Bulldogs and the Mighty Tigers, I look forward to some serious...

BIFFO.

I remember round two and I'll bet my life Knighter does too. I just hope our Bart Simpson look-alike learns how to duck. I wouldn't be surprised if he played off the bench for safety! Bloody Idiot reckons this Friday's clash at Colonial will be colonial, it will be tense, it will be frightening, it may even be a...

FIZZER.

Love to ya's all,
Bloody Idiot.

P.S. Imagine how many television commercials can appear in a high scoring game and you will understand why Packer will change the rules next season.

P.P.S. Just how pissed was Modra?

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