Smacked

by BLOODY IDIOT

IT was a beautiful night for football. The roof was closed, the controlled environment was particularly comfortable and the Tigers were poised for a great game. Those Evil Swans had checked our rise to fame last season and it was time for...

REVENGE.

Little did Bloody Idiot know that revenge would come in a strange shape that night. Bloody Idiot had made it to the top, the pinnacle of supporter status, a seat in The Medallion Club. It was...

BLOODY POSH.

It was not behind the goals at Waverley or in the once famous Bay 13, but it was where full strength beer is served in glass and little personal televisions show the statistics. It was here at Colonial, in the Medallion Club, that Bloody Idiot was...

SMACKED IN THE HEAD.

That's right Footy Heads, I copped one! I copped one in the back of the head from some White Trash. Out of all the situations Bloody Idiot has got himself into at the footy (including working at the soccer) it was the first time I copped one. In the back of the head, what's more, and that's a bit...

COWARDLY.

All I offered was a little bit of friendly advice to the fans behind me. The next thing that happened was Bloody Idiot was dealt with. I thought to myself "DonÕt people pay $5000 a seat to avoid this type of citizen?" But then Bloody Idiot realised it's a vast and ever changing landscape out there in Football Land and that's why...

WE LOVE IT.

Anyway let's focus on a few player milestones this week. Paul "Brodders" Broderick plays his 250th game and Ben "Dutchie" Holland his 100th. Congratulations fellas on a sterling effort. Jeez I hope we win, some say those Saints are close to God.

Long live the power of the pen, or in Bloody Idiot's case, spell-check.

Let's Party Footy Heads!

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