Smokers

by BLOODY IDIOT

Greetings Footy Heads,

It's been a nervous lead up to the finals for all the Tiger Faithful but now after a win over the Weagles the season's end looks promising. With two more rounds to go we can all rest easy before the "Stats -Men" kick in...

BIG TIME!

The windy conditions on the weekend provided an opportunity to huddle. Any open door at Colonial created a vortex. The smokers on the Colonial balcony had no escape. They braved the elements. They braved each other. They risked death by cancer. They saw god. They sucked in hard and they looked...

STUPID!

The "What If" factor is already hanging dangerously over our heads down at Tigerland. Maybe I'll take up smoking? Nothings a sure thing in Aussie Rules. What if Wayne Carey has a blinder on Friday night? What if Richo breaks down? It's the time of year for serious contemplation, hypothetical logarithmic speculation and finding a friend who's an MCC member. Who will be eighth? Who will be fifth? Who will finish the season...

VICTORIOUS?

Is there anyone at australianrules.com with a program? A solution? A mainframe? A crystal ball? A way of dividing eight teams into one? An answer to the dilemma they call...

PERCENTAGE!

The madness is starting early. Televisions are being tuned, sausages thawed, footy's exorcised, strippers booked, excuses made, bets taken, wives ignored and children abandoned. As September approaches it's great to be an...

AUSSIE.

Will Wayne Campbell and co be on the dais on the 29th of September? Who knows for sure? Defiantly not the TAB and I'll bet on that.

It's a BYO world friends.

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