Our dilemma

by BLOODY IDIOT

HELLO Olympic Types,

Well, well, as the season draws to a close for my hapless Tigers we are faced with a dilemma of magnificent proportions. Should we throw the Swans game in favour of the draft? Ask yourself. What would you...

DO.

It could be like this. You are supposedly a professional sportsman, playing top level sport to the best of your ability week in week out and trained to never...

GIVE UP.

Suddenly a suspect character turns up at the flat, interrupting a serious mid week Play-Station tournament between you and three other players. They then suggest you bet against yourself and tell you not to play...

VERY WELL.

Now this concept should be easy for The Tigers. They have proved to all of us they are capable of not playing very well. But what about Spud? What about pride? What about negotiations with a better club? What about all the homeless people? What about Christmas and what about...

MONEY?

Am I a cynic? Am I suggesting a conspiracy theory? Am I drunk already? Not at all, I'm just...

BLOODY IDIOT, your mate on the wing.

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